- only eat nectarines and peaches while leaning over the sink?
- put a plate down on a coffee table that is so low that I have to sit on the floor to scarf my macaroni while perusing a photo of Prince Harry in Vegas?
- paint my toenails a colour called Fruiti Petutie?
- buy, and love, fake Crocs?
- sneak home a copy of "Entertainment Weekly" because there's an article on The Walking Dead?
- pretend I was coughing when I heard someone say, "That's rad!" on the bus
- try to persuade my granddaughter I was watching a medical documentary, not True Blood?
Wednesday, 29 August 2012
The Mighty Have Fallen
When did my life start getting so ungenteel that I would: