I am a patient person. I am, according to Dave, compulsive about getting things into the dishwasher immediately after their use. I am, normally, the kind of neat person who has horrendous junk drawers. I am not a despoiler-by-coffee.
I have to admit to being someone who, while vigorously brushing her teeth, leaves a fine white (or blue) bubbly, reasonably artistic pattern on the bathroom mirror. I have been known to spray hair products somewhat lavishly; to forget to squeegee the shower on occasion. I am not a secret coffee-spritzer.
You think I doth protest too much?