I have a tremendous and shameful secret. At least twice a month I buy beads, chains, jewellery findings and myriad shiny things which I put in a box which I otherwise haven't touched in two years. Around the time I noticed that I was uncrocheting more work than I was crocheting, I realized that I was also not too handy with the various tools I had acquired for making earrings, necklaces and bracelets which I didn't need.
One would think that this was the perfect solution: unable to make jewellery? Whee!!! therefore, unobliged to buy jewellery-making supplies. I missed that one by a country mile.
I'm really good at reading (and buying books). I make interesting experiments with make-up (that I buy so that I can pile up Shoppers Drug Mart points). I drink wine very well (even though I'm compelled, by reason of being the only person in my home to drink wine, to buy it in a box).
All of these things require the outlay of money which today I used to buy blue Swarovski crystals, 4 feet of chain, a white-metal elephant-and-baby pendant, two 3-inch wide silver=plated dragonflies, a black chiffon ribbon suitable for hanging pendants from, a turquoise pendant, a silver starfish pendant and a string of intriguing glass beads.
Will I go on reading, learning new eyeshadow techniques and drinking wine? Yes. Will I make bracelets and necklaces? Not so much probably.
Will I feel guilty while simultaneously continuing to be irresponsible, craven and consumer-driven? No doubt. And I'll do it with fine dark chocolate, and maybe some really good licorice allsorts. I may be craven, but I'm consistent.
Attracted by bright, shiny objects, eh? I guess we all have things that turn our cranks, but we seldom get around to doing anything much with them.
ReplyDeleteI can help you assemble your creations if you'd like. xox
ReplyDeleteThere is a Purdy's chocolate store at the Chinook Mall. Everytime I go to buy a gift for Nate or long underwear or shoe laces or just cut through the mall on the way to Home Depot, I buy something from Purdy's. They have dark chocolate covered raspberry delight and hedgehogs made with gooey guts and chocolate pumpkins on a stick and three for five dollar mint, orange or coffee bars. I have never even made it to the back of the store, where I suspect they keep the really good stuff.
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