10 p.m. Monday - Lorna goes to bed, thinking she'll read. Ha!
2 a.m. Tuesday - Dave comes to bed. Lorna thinks she'll go back to sleep. Ha!
3 a.m. - Lorna decides she's not falling asleep and gets up to do something useful about all the glitter ground into the floor since Christmas. Ha!
4:04 a.m. - Lorna finishes reading email, facebook and G+ entries and starts feeling peckish, which leads to consumption of a nutritious snack. Ha!
4:06 a.m. - Lorna decides, because she can, to memorialize an unmemorable moment. Ha! Ha!