Driven to the max

Picture a person you know, who thinks of herself as reasonably healthy, strong and active.

Make that picture of me.

Then endow it with two days of hoeing, root-seeking, raking, digging, planting and sheep-manure spreading.

That would explain how I slept from 10 o'clock in the evening until 10:45 this morning, and why not even lavender epsom salts could bring relief.