In Sarah's case, I always remember that my first husband had a headache so he went home, and right after he did, I had to be taken out to another building in the hospital complex for an X-ray. I was going to be wheeled on a stretcher right past the place where he was waiting for a drive, and not wanting to worry him, I pulled the sheet up over my face. Maybe not bright, but I was in labour.
The girl grew up.
|But she still thinks I'm funny|